Mes mecs et moi... et moi... et moi... et MOUAH???

je suis pas làààààà...

mais comme aujourd'hui est un jour spécial, je t'ai programmé un ptit mot pour te dire que:

LE NOUVEL ALBUM DES ARCTIC MONKEYS SORT AUJOURD'HUI!!!!

HUMBUG, THE ARCTIC MONKEYS' NEW ALBUM IS RELEASED TODAY!!!

GO GET IT!

ok, je trouve la pochette moche... mais j'ai pas encore écouté le cd, alors, tu attendras pour avoir des impressions pertinentes... (ou pas)

(mais putain qu'elle est moche cette pochette! Very very ugly sleeve...)

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Euh, en clair, JE ME CAAAAAAASSEUUUUU!!!!

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et oui, j'aurais pu te laisser avec Axl... ou Alex... mais non, même pas! Dans ma magnanimité, je te laisse avec Marylin... Marilyn? Spell, someone, ...anyone... please?

Dans quelques heures, je respire l'air de l'océan (t'es prévenu-e, la côte atlantique est en alerte rouge jusqu'au 29, grosso modo de Bayonne à Mimizan...) et je noie mes gosses et je bulle sur la terrasse de mon 35m²... Avec un peu de chance, j'aurai des choses à te raconter en revenant (je prends mon carnet de notes ;-)) mais je te laisse quand même une note ou deux... peut-être... je sais plus...

Bref, tu verras bien!

Porte-toi bien, foule en délire!!!!

Je suis déjà partie!!!!

Mouahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Hi there, Peanuts!

it might have occurred to you that every month, we were all going nuts about linking in general, and KiwiO in particular, checking the site to know who's gone down and who rules the fucking place... Or maybe you've just come back from a 10 years trip to Mars?

Well, as I was going through the web, googlin' and bingin', I found out about another ranking (no, not PageRank, I'm not that dumb): Alexa.

OK, I'm 10 years late, too...

Alexa ranks websites all over the world, just as KiwiO does for french-speaking web-logs, and gives you thorough analysis (on traffic stats, for instance) regarding the site or blog you're reading (once you've downloaded its toolbar, of course)... Don't start throwing knives at me, Alexa is just like KiwiO to me... on a larger scale...

Want examples?

Let's start with me (and my weblog :D): I'm proud (I might as well face it :D) to be n°178 in the KiwiO ranking... Using the Alexa toolbar now, I know that I'm n°8,347,307 ... Let's see where n°1 in one KiwiO category is in Alexa ranking: 148,475... As for the web-logs hosted by Canalblog, the ones I've checked are not ranked individually: they all share Canalblog's rank (1084)... same story with H&F (15999), O-B (402), Blogger (8!!!) ... so far...

So moving from a french 178th place to the bottom of the Mariana Trench of global ranking, I've decided to start writing in a more widely used language. Sometimes. Starting today. In case you hadn't noticed.

Being humble doesn't cost a thing... being so far from n°1 tends to hurt my feelings... ;)

ps: it's a little hard to focus while two of my offsprings are yelling and refusing to go to sleep... I'm SO looking forward to spending a whole week with them all in a 35m² cabin... yummy!